Need a hobby besides software development?

Here's a delightful hobby for a software developer or computer user: writing haikus.
First, check the rules of the game, see wikipedia.
Then choose a theme: hmm, computer problems. Yeah, that's it.
And voilá: Haiku error messages (link sent by Kaj)

Then just exercise your creative muscle and push out your own:

Page not available
Has the server crashed or what?
Client and user annoyed, both